Dear Abbey, opps I mean Luka

Dear Luka

Pray tell what our punishment for all these questions may be?

ok I have to officially retire lol. got to go get ready for work.

Bye hun ... that should keep him going for a little while lol

Dear Luka,

What happens we none of us can think of anything new to post to the flakey fantasies thread?


REPLY

Dear Sullied Angel (notes name change)

There is not a doubt in my mind that you girls will NEVER run out of men to oggle, perve, drool and lust over in the flakey fantasy thread. If you do however, I can but suggest you start a new one entitled the You are so Disgusting you make me want to vomit every time I set eyes on your thread. Has a certain charm to it does it not?

sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Luka

Are the rumours true that you actually wax your chest just to obtain that glorious sheen?



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Dear Benj

No, rumours insinuating that I wax my chest or any other regions have been greatly exaggerated. Unlike your guy Henry from the flakey fantasies thread who was spotted with suspicious regrowth in last nights episode.

Phark me; did I just admit that I watched it?

sincerely yours in much pain and embarassment


Luka

Dear Sullied,

Obsessed? NO! Fascinated and titilated maybe, but obsessed no! The taboo of the dark cave of lust sucks us in when we really have no sane desire to go there. It's a male curse dammit woman.

sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Benj

Why are men obsessed with oral sex. Giving or receiving he ponders? Takes a moment to shine the crown recently awarded to the most competent participant lol. Quite simply, because we can! But unlike the majority of women, we actually quite enjoy the thought of returning the favour. Come on people, did you really think your tongue was placed in your mouth to aid in food distribution?

sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Mish,

Why are men obsessed with sex in general you ask? Because it's a gift sweet thing. You may fantasise about a clean house and the contents of the freezer, we simply find it more arousing to fantasy about how to dirty the clean sheets and what other strange uses we may find for the humble jar of mayo and bottle of whipped cream.


sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Sullied,

Man are so attracted to porn wholely and solely because of the tasteful settings, tactful dialogue and phenomonal acting.


sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Mish,

Ah because two women embraced in a breast enveloping hug is hot. Two men in hard yakka shorts, stained bonds singlet with calloused hands groping each other just isn't as sweet.

sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Benj,

We burp and fart because we can! We simply see this activity as normal, and when played out in the bedroom a type of foreplay.


sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Sullied

WOOF!!


sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Mish,

Most certainly you may watch, although admittance fee and snow cones are at your own expense.


sincerely yours



Luka

Dear Benj

Why don't you bring your fine self over yonder and discover the number and placement of my piercings for yourself.


sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Sullied,

Honestly as long as i am going somewhere, I'm a happy camper. Which orifice is as changeable as the tides. Why restrain yourself to only one when there are so many more to explore.


sincerely yours



Luka

Dear Benj,

Tough call; which is worse no sex or really bad sex. Firstly, as a male may I point out there is never NO SEX, just lots of self love lol so I suppose I will have to say bad sex.

sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Sullied,

approximately 1 days and 14 hours ago lol. Now aren't you glad you asked?

sincrely yours


Luka

Dear Mish,

I didn't know you cared lol. Not bad, but I've had better pmsl


sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Benj,

My perfect woman would be someone not only intelligent and compassionate but sweet of face and luscious of body. No stick figures for this little black duck. Oh and did I mention double jointed?


sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Sullied,

No alas I don't have a tape measure handy. I believe Ant may have nicked it last time he was here. Unfortunately for him though, it didn't measure metres pmsl


sincerely yours


Luka

Dear Sullied,

The craziest place I've ever done it was probably in the shower. Crazy because I was approximately 14 at the time, with my parents downstairs watching tv whilst I was supposedly helping my young lady friend with her homework!

sincrely yours


Luka

Dear Benj,

I decided to take up drums rather than guitar because the world is already filled with self inflated lead guitarists who wouldn't know how to play a riff properly if it fell on them and stomped their whiney nagging backsides into the ground.

sincerely yours


Luka

Dear mish,

I have been trying to change the clock setting off and on all day. It changes to the correct time in the admin panel, but won't transfer over here. All i can suggest next time you are late for work due to being logged on here, is suggest to your boss you make up the time lost in another mutually agreeable way. Nudge nudge, wink wink

sincerely yours

Luka

Dear Benj,

Oh babe, your punishment for all these questions is coming the very next time you set foot in the chatroom pmsl

sincerely yours


Luka

Bring it Luka lol ...