Just because Dave is in chickensh*t mode

Seeing as our loveable larakin has gone all PG rated on us with his surveys, I googled and came up with something of my own. Was planning on making up an original one, but I suspect posting this may reignite Dave's survey fetish, and who can compete with the master after all!

It's all in fun, so please don't be shy



How old were you when you first had sex?:

How old do you wish you were?:

Did you use protection the first time?:

Do you have any kids?:

What is your favorite position?:

Do you like to give head or recieve it? Or both?:

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have?:

ever had sex with someone WAYYY older than you?:

How old was the youngest person you had sex with?:

How many people have you had sex with?:

Are you self conscious when you're naked?:

Would you have sex with anyone on here?:

Who is the hottest celebrity you'd LOVE to sleep with?:

Have you ever had sex in public?:

Ever been caught having sex by your parents/friends?:

Ever been with a screamer?:

Ever been with a cryer? (During or after sex)?:

Is there any particular fetish you'd like to try but never had the chance?:

Ever had a threesome?:

Would you do it again?:

How often ideally would you like it?:

Planning on coming back and answering your own questions Mish?

How old were you when you first had sex?:
late teens

How old do you wish you were?:
no regrets

Did you use protection the first time?:
no

Do you have any kids?:
yes, all but one now living away from home

What is your favorite position?:
did you not see my poll answer

Do you like to give head or recieve it? Or both?:
receive

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have?:
when younger yes

ever had sex with someone WAYYY older than you?:
Joe's older lol

How old was the youngest person you had sex with?:
17, but I was a teenager at the time too

How many people have you had sex with?:
none of your business

Are you self conscious when you're naked?:
aren't all women

Would you have sex with anyone on here?:
if I wasn't with Joe then I'd give Dave a tussle

Who is the hottest celebrity you'd LOVE to sleep with?:
russell brand

Have you ever had sex in public?:
define public

Ever been caught having sex by your parents/friends?:
no

Ever been with a screamer?:
no

Ever been with a cryer? (During or after sex)?:
no

Is there any particular fetish you'd like to try but never had the chance?:
now you've got me thinking about the in public question

Ever had a threesome?:
it's Joe's number 1 fantasy

Would you do it again?:
-

How often ideally would you like it?:
whenever we have more than a brief 10 minutes to spare

I post nicely and I get grief. I post smut and I get the evil eye. Will you women make up your mind which side of the fence you want me parking my butt on?

Welcome back by the way Mish lmao


How old were you when you first had sex?:
around 16

How old do you wish you were?:
it was the right time, right place, right person so no regrets at all

Did you use protection the first time?:
ah no

Do you have any kids?:
no

What is your favorite position?:
woman on top

Do you like to give head or recieve it? Or both?:
both thanks

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have?:
haven't we all!

ever had sex with someone WAYYY older than you?:
nah I tend to stick fairly close to my own age

How old was the youngest person you had sex with?:
teeny boppers don't do it for me sorry

How many people have you had sex with?:
too many

Are you self conscious when you're naked?:
not at all

Would you have sex with anyone on here?:
Chaz would castrate me for even thinking it

Who is the hottest celebrity you'd LOVE to sleep with?:
Jennifer Aniston

Have you ever had sex in public?:
OH YEAH

Ever been caught having sex by your parents/friends?:
side effect of doing it in public

Ever been with a screamer?:
yeah

Ever been with a cryer? (During or after sex)?:
no

Is there any particular fetish you'd like to try but never had the chance?:
no point living with regrets; just do it already

Ever had a threesome?:
yep

Would you do it again?:
would never do the partner and another person thing again

How often ideally would you like it?:
too much is never enough

You do realise you're just encouraging him now don't you Mish? Can almost hear the wheels turning in his head as he plots his next one now. Be afraid ....... be very afraid.


How old were you when you first had sex?:
Mid teens

How old do you wish you were?:
It was the right age because it was with the right person

Did you use protection the first time?:
No

Do you have any kids?:
No

What is your favorite position?:
Didn't I just answer the poll question?

Do you like to give head or recieve it? Or both?:
Both

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have?:
Hindsight is a beautiful thing. Yes

ever had sex with someone WAYYY older than you?:
No

How old was the youngest person you had sex with?:
Don't do kiddy porn

How many people have you had sex with?:
I got around in my youth

Are you self conscious when you're naked?:
No

Would you have sex with anyone on here?:
That's a question guarranteed to get you in trouble. Common knowledge that I used to date someone on here, so let's just leave it at that.

Who is the hottest celebrity you'd LOVE to sleep with?:
Carmen Electra

Have you ever had sex in public?:
Yes

Ever been caught having sex by your parents/friends?:
More than once

Ever been with a screamer?:
Not the pornstyle, top of their lungs screamer

Ever been with a cryer? (During or after sex)?:
No

Is there any particular fetish you'd like to try but never had the chance?:
Anything I've been interested in I've ended up trying

Ever had a threesome?:
A long time ago

Would you do it again?:
No, don't believe so

How often ideally would you like it?:
If you're with the right person, it just flows naturally

How old were you when you first had sex?:

14

How old do you wish you were?:

well i'd been tryin my luck with her since the age of 13 so i guess thats my answer :)

Did you use protection the first time?:

Nope, wasnt expectin it so didnt have a pack on me !

Do you have any kids?:

Yep, two girls

What is your favorite position?:

They're all good :)

Do you like to give head or recieve it? Or both?:

I could go down on her all night long, but receivin is cool too

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have?:

A few times, its so good isnt it :)

ever had sex with someone WAYYY older than you?:

Had a blowie from a woman 20 years my senior once, does that count?

How old was the youngest person you had sex with?:

16, but i was 14 at the time :)

How many people have you had sex with?:

Not enough

Are you self conscious when you're naked?:

Only if its cold :)

Would you have sex with anyone on here?:

Let me go browse the photos and i'll get back to you on that one !

Who is the hottest celebrity you'd LOVE to sleep with?:

Doro Pesch

Have you ever had sex in public?:

Yep, got caught too :)

Ever been caught having sex by your parents/friends?:

Does having a wank count? If so then yes

Ever been with a screamer?:

Not a loud screamer but a couple of noisy ones yeah

Ever been with a cryer? (During or after sex)?:

Yeah, but turned out it was cos i was leaning on her hair :)

Is there any particular fetish you'd like to try but never had the chance?:

A bit of dungeon fun, but nothing too painful, I'll cry :)

Ever had a threesome?:

Nope, not for the lack of trying tho, its a big ambition

Would you do it again?:

erm

How often ideally would you like it?:

I'd like sundays off, to let my poor mangled foreskin a chance to regenerate :)

How old were you when you first had sex?:
17

How old do you wish you were?:
He was my first love so never regretted the timing

Did you use protection the first time?:
No, it wasn't planned.

Do you have any kids?:
3

What is your favorite position?:
Depends on what mood I'm in

Do you like to give head or recieve it? Or both?:
Both, although not at the same time. I umm ahhh kind of get distracted and lose concentration otherwise

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have?:
I had a groupie moment that lasted a week with an international muso once

ever had sex with someone WAYYY older than you?:
Only by 7 or so years

How old was the youngest person you had sex with?:
About 9 years younger

How many people have you had sex with?:
You want references to go with the figures?

Are you self conscious when you're naked?:
Getting more self conscious as I get older ... ain't old age a bitch

Would you have sex with anyone on here?:
Have

Who is the hottest celebrity you'd LOVE to sleep with?:
You mean apart from Jason Newsted?

Have you ever had sex in public?:

I was with Dave for 6 years ... what do you think?!

Ever been caught having sex by your parents/friends?:
I repeat ... I was with Dave for 6 years ...

Ever been with a screamer?:
Loud yes, screamer no

Ever been with a cryer? (During or after sex)?:
No

Is there any particular fetish you'd like to try but never had the chance?:
Nope, been there, done that

Ever had a threesome?:
Guilty

Would you do it again?:
Probably not

How often ideally would you like it?:
I'll take quality over quantity any day

How old were you when you first had sex?:
16

How old do you wish you were?:
glad it wasn't any younger

Did you use protection the first time?:
no

Do you have any kids?:
no

What is your favorite position?:
woman on top

Do you like to give head or recieve it? Or both?:
both

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have?:
think we've all been there at some stage

ever had sex with someone WAYYY older than you?:
about 8 years either way

How old was the youngest person you had sex with?:
about 8 years younger

How many people have you had sex with?:
I can probably name them all, so that says alot

Are you self conscious when you're naked?:
you won't see me stripping off and running around naked on cam that's for sure

Would you have sex with anyone on here?:
is anyone offering?

Who is the hottest celebrity you'd LOVE to sleep with?:
a young Michelle Pfeiffer

Have you ever had sex in public?:
got to love the great outdoors

Ever been caught having sex by your parents/friends?:
a couple of times

Ever been with a screamer?:
thought you said schemer

Ever been with a cryer? (During or after sex)?:
no

Is there any particular fetish you'd like to try but never had the chance?:
am I the only one who hasn't done the home movie thing?

Ever had a threesome?:
a long time ago

Would you do it again?:
don't regret it but in all honesty it wasn't all it was cracked up to be

How often ideally would you like it?:
I'm with Benj - quality over quantity thanks

If Dave's putting up PG rated quizzes and Mish is in charge of the R rated ones, I'm feeling slightly uneasy about what may be coming next. He's probably knee deep in porn right now Mish, dredging up every X rated question known to mankind to hit us all with. Thanks so much for that hun. Just make sure you are available to answer his next one which I'm pretty sure is heading our way first thanks.



How old were you when you first had sex?:
15ish

How old do you wish you were?:
was probably too young, but as if you are going to say no

Did you use protection the first time?:
my mind kind of disolved into a pool of jello if memory serves correct. Safety was the last thing on my mind

Do you have any kids?:
no; biggest regret of my life

What is your favorite position?:
girl on top

Do you like to give head or recieve it? Or both?:
Both but I agree with Benj that I'd rather not go the 69 route. Much prefer to take it in turns so the only thing you are concentrating on is your partners pleasure

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have?:
the entire time I was living in the States!

ever had sex with someone WAYYY older than you?:
Dated a woman in her mid 30's when I was 21

How old was the youngest person you had sex with?:
we were both 16 at the time

How many people have you had sex with?:
Unlike Ant I can't name them all but I stopped all that shit over 10 years ago

Are you self conscious when you're naked?:
Not in the slightest

Would you have sex with anyone on here?:
Again and again

Who is the hottest celebrity you'd LOVE to sleep with?:
Demi Moore

Have you ever had sex in public?:
yep

Ever been caught having sex by your parents/friends?:
both

Ever been with a screamer?:
yeah and it doesn't do it for me. Pant, moan, say my name but for the love of god don't burst my eardrums.

Ever been with a cryer? (During or after sex)?:
no

Is there any particular fetish you'd like to try but never had the chance?:
pretty much done it all in my time

Ever had a threesome?:
a few

Would you do it again?:
not if I was in a relationship no

How often ideally would you like it?:
the sex doesn't have to be daily but the intimacy should be

Some first class answers there mate, that last one especially, I like that one a lot. Never a truer word spoken!

Benj wrote:

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have?:
I had a groupie moment that lasted a week with an international muso once

So are you still a big fan of Guns n'Roses sweetie

How old were you when you first had sex?:
17

How old do you wish you were?:
You try losing your virginity when you are in the Army during basic training. It ain't easy.

Did you use protection the first time?:
We were in such a hurry not to get caught by the platoon on guard duty who had time to think about such stuff

Do you have any kids?:
No

What is your favorite position?:
It's all good :)

Do you like to give head or recieve it? Or both?:
Both

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have?:
One in particular. Thankfully I saw the light

ever had sex with someone WAYYY older than you?:
About 15 years. Age is just a number after all

How old was the youngest person you had sex with?:
About 10.

How many people have you had sex with?:
I haven't hit triple figures so it's all good

Are you self conscious when you're naked?:
Most females are I think

Would you have sex with anyone on here?:
Benj and Dave, at the same time please

Who is the hottest celebrity you'd LOVE to sleep with?:
Dominic Purcell

Have you ever had sex in public?:
Well the guard shed at Kapooka was pretty public

Ever been caught having sex by your parents/friends?:
Benj's eyes are still burning from going into the bathroom at Crystal T's to pee once

Ever been with a screamer?:
Nope

Ever been with a cryer? (During or after sex)?:
Nope

Is there any particular fetish you'd like to try but never had the chance?:
Two guys, one girl

Ever had a threesome?:
Done the two girls/one guy thing a few times

Would you do it again?:
Only if Dave and Benj take me up on my offer

How often ideally would you like it?:
The more the merrier

Ha ha, what is it with Benj and Dave ? we had this conversation one night on msn and I decided that no matter how goddamm delicious Benj is, there was no way I could risk comin face to face with daves balls at some point, plus it'd have to be via satellite link up or something :)

Are either of them on?
Is it safe to comment?
How much do I really want to see my next birthday?

I think the Dave/Benj mystique revolves around the fact that they are both free spirited and do what they want, when they want, normally in public and occasionally very loudly pmsl. In secret, most of us want to be just like them! On a personal sidenote, some of us actually lived through their years together and damn, why can't us mere mortals have what they were having. So dammit, I want them both

Good answer :)

I'm alright in that respect, I have a couple of billion tons of water between myself and both of them, so the worst i can get is a bollockin via email :)

How old were you when you first had sex?:
14

How old do you wish you were?:
way too young but like Chaz, at that age you just want to get the deed over and done with just to say you have

Did you use protection the first time?:
it lasted all of about 10 minutes

Do you have any kids?:
1 of each

What is your favorite position?:
probably doggie

Do you like to give head or recieve it? Or both?:
both

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have?:
my ex wife lol, but I have two beautiful kids out of it so I shouldn't complain

ever had sex with someone WAYYY older than you?:
no, but used to fantasise about our hot neighbour back when I was about 14. She must have been all of 35/40, but damn was she a looker

How old was the youngest person you had sex with?:
she was 15, I was 16

How many people have you had sex with?:
never stopped to count

Are you self conscious when you're naked?:
nope

Would you have sex with anyone on here?:
can I have Benj and Dave when Ozzie is done with them you think?

Who is the hottest celebrity you'd LOVE to sleep with?:
Kat Von D

Have you ever had sex in public?:
yep

Ever been caught having sex by your parents/friends?:
actually no, but done some frantic jumping into closets at a girlfriends house in my teens when we heard her parents coming up the stairs

Ever been with a screamer?:
yeah, and like Chaz it isn't a pleasant experience after the hardon is gone, and your ears are ringing like all shit

Ever been with a cryer? (During or after sex)?:
nope

Is there any particular fetish you'd like to try but never had the chance?:
I'm not the timid sort; I'd give the two guys/1 girl double penetration thing a go. Wait, I already have lmao

Ever had a threesome?:
see above

Would you do it again?:
if Benj and Dave have the energy left after Ozzie

How often ideally would you like it?
in a perfect world, daily would be nice

Hey Ozzie hun, you still online? Got a question for you, seeing as you are already marked for extermination after your last post lol.

I'll put the cat amongst the pigeons be the one to say it. Is it just them as a couple that generates heat, or do they have the ability to generate that same kind of chemistry with others? Enquiring minds want to know.

Kat Von D gets my vote, that woman is as near as it gets to perfection. I'm gonna be on LA Ink one day, just as long as i remember to save some space for her to Tattoo, its disappearing rapidly :)

Benj generates enough heat to single handedly flush the polar ice caps down the pan, couldnt possibly comment on Dave as i'm straight as the day is long (no offence mate :))

Kat could tattoo my eyeball and I'd still be a happy man. (And I'm not even into personal inkage) Can't help myself. A tatted out, long haired brunette will get a raise out of me every time.

Tend to agree with the polar ice cap comment dude, having met the woman in question. Most definately got the whole good girl/bad girl thing happening which is pretty damn irresistable to most men. Being very broad minded my only issue with being naked in bed with Dave would be the performance anxiety. Namely mine. Don't think my self esteem is high enough to deal with feeling like an amateur compared to the legend himself.

From what i've heard i tend to agree mate, I'd have to neck a whole pack of little blue pills just to keep up with the main man, and i dont mind admitting it :) I've never met her in person, mainly cos i'm on the other side of the planet, but its a big ambition of mine to....... one day :)

Survey first, comments second


How old were you when you first had sex?:
14

How old do you wish you were?:
probably should have waited

Did you use protection the first time?:
no

Do you have any kids?:
1 boy

What is your favorite position?:
her on top

Do you like to give head or recieve it? Or both?:
both

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have?:
wasn't very fussy in my youth

ever had sex with someone WAYYY older than you?:
14 years older, back in my 20's


How old was the youngest person you had sex with?:
only a couple of years younger

How many people have you had sex with?:
less than 50

Are you self conscious when you're naked?:
no

Would you have sex with anyone on here?:
only met Benj in person and although she's a hottie rule number 1 is don't fuck your bro's woman so I'd have to say no

Who is the hottest celebrity you'd LOVE to sleep with?:
Megan Gale

Have you ever had sex in public?:
favourite past time

Ever been caught having sex by your parents/friends?:
way too often. But that's half the thrill, the risk of getting caught

Ever been with a screamer?:
no

Ever been with a cryer? (During or after sex)?:
no

Is there any particular fetish you'd like to try but never had the chance?:
I'd probably try the two guys/1 girl thing once, as long as it was just the chick I was touching

Ever had a threesome?:
2 girls and me yeah

Would you do it again?:
probably

How often ideally would you like it?:
ashamed to say I agree with Chaz. Doesn't have to be an every day thing, but there shouldn't be a day that goes by where you don't at least cuddle, kiss or tell your other half you love them.

DDB wrote:

Is it just them as a couple that generates heat, or do they have the ability to generate that same kind of chemistry with others? Enquiring minds want to know.

Wasn't around when they were a couple, but having seen them with other people I would say they both just generate alot of heat naturally. Put two people like that together and yeah, I think you have an answer as to why it worked so well.

to DDB. Sorry I missed you sweetie; been a while.

I'm trying to be very careful what I post out of respect not only to D & B but C as well (yes, laziness is my new found hobby). The D & B thing was like a sexually charged fusion of epic proportions that you felt even as an outsider if you were within a 10 foot radius of them. The B & C has a different vibe to it, although the heat still exists. It's more a private thing. I agree 100% with what Donnie said though; I think the type of people B & D are, they simply bring heat to any relationship and manage to tap into their partner and bring a side out in them that perhaps they didn't know existed. Put two people like that together and bam, atomic explosion time.

Can I just say firstly how glad I am to be back. Even if I had to stumble on the new threads quite by accident because nobody bothered to tell me (pls insert hurt look here).

I'm not so sure if I should be making a comment about other people who haunt this forum. As much as I find it an interesting topic because let's face it, we all have a token bit of voyeur hidden behind layers and layers of innocence, I feel as though we sometimes take advantage of their good natures and dig way too far into their private lives. I'll just say that no two relationships are ever the same and can never be compared, and say no more.

Firstly Lacy hun, welcome back. Luka hasn't gotten around to emailing people yet as there's still been a few glitches. Those of us that have filtered back have gotten here primarily via word of mouth.

Secondly, I appreciate your concern over the whole me, Chaz and Benj thing but its all ok. We've spoken about it between the three of us many times before. Actually spoke to Chaz earlier about the exact same thing and Benj not 10 minutes ago after seeing Ozzie's questions. I accept that Chaz is part of her present. He accepts I'm part of her past. As long as the comments aren't malicious, none of us has any problem with people commenting. We're all quite similar in that we are very open and upfront about things, so curiosity or intrigue is fine and doesn't phase us. I'll only add that all 3 of us are in agreement that if anything ever does overstep the mark and cause any of us concern, we'll simply choose to ignore the question and trust that people will respect that and leave it be. And let's not forget that Luka has the power to remove any posts that makes us (or anyone else on here) feel uncomfortable. So it's all good hun and thanks for caring enough to be concerned.

I'll even address Chris's question right here and now. I'm not egotistical enough to think that I'm the only one capable of generating sparks with Benj, just like she's aware that I've connected with other women since she and I split. If the question you are really asking is has it ever been as intense for either of us with someone else? Then no, no-where even close - but that's simply me commenting from my end. She may feel completely differently, although she'd have way too much class to comment either one way or the other under the circumstances. As Lacy said, each relationship is different, and you can't possibly compare.