Toys for Boys

With experimentation becoming the norm, and the majority of women admitting to having a second stash of AA's handy for those 'emergency' situations, was just wondering if any of the guys on here were brave enough to fess up to having some playthings stashed away at the back of their cupboards

I still have the blow up doll from my brothers bachelor party. That count?

I have 2








Left AND Right

Bought them for partners, got no trouble using them, but don't have any that are 'mine' per say. Well apart from the cuffs lol. Sorry, but no inflatable dolls, fake pussies or anal beads here.






Left them all at the exs

Wussies

So basically you are saying you have no objections to using them, just so long as the female buys them, the female chooses them, the female pays for them, the female maintains them, the female fronts up to the counter to purchase them and the female introduces them?

Best stick to the hands boys haha

Are there even many toys available for guys?

Thanks Benj. Now I have to spend my morning googling and educating my naive self.

i wonder how many of the guys on here would admit to what the have shagged? i.e. what they have used as a "pretend" pussy, even in their youth.

Come on confess, don't be shy. Not a purchased toy, but something from house that fitted the bill in moment of need to hump something...

I doubt anyone will cough the truth on this one

Caught an ex is a compromising position with a pillow once. The look on his face was priceless.

Is there really much out there aimed towards men? Cock rings, anal beads, vibrating pussies? I would assume that like Dave, the majority of men would simply call on the ever reliable hand to help them along. Women on the other hand seem to appreciate the different sensations various toys and textures can bring.

indeed most toys are designed for the female market, men would suggest they don't need them, but believe me.. most men use something occasionally...

pillow is a fairly common item i imagine... but come on guys... u know what else you use...

no toys for solo use..... sorry to disappoint............

urm. is this the wrong thread to mention an excessive collection of whips, pads, ropes, spreader bars and the likes???

<groan>

I obviously need to go in search of a life. Now I've got to go google what the phark a spreader bar is and ask for one for Christmas just to feel with it.

viking seems to have some interesting thoughts.... and i guess the spreader keeps his partner in place so to speak...

do u need to force your partner to spread their legs for you?

NO SOLO ITEMS? come on .. you must have shagged something whilst on ur own at some point... please so share...

a vivid imagination and a good right hand is no bloody toy!!!!!!!!!!!

So the majority of the men on here are sticking with the stock standard answer of 'none at all' or their hands? Oh please. I'm believing that for a moment. Spill ya guts Dave. We all know what you scored on that damn kink quiz so fess up boy.

Meant to say NOT BELIEVING. Time to log off and give the overworked brain a rest I think.

Used an assortment of different shit with partners, and been dragged all over adult shops with one particular ex in particular as she grabbed everything from lingerie to dildos to butt plugs but I think it's more a chick thing. Perhaps I've got it all wrong but it just appears that women need more stimulation to get off. A guy is quite happy to grab the latest copy of playboy or summon up an image of his last lay and engage in a 10 minute tug of war. A woman is more likely to grab something powered by batteries than use the fingers god gave her yes?

Correct me if I'm wrong ladies.

Most toys I've used were either geared towards enhancing the pleasure of the woman or as something to be used by a couple. Not much out there aimed at the solo male market. And don't start bringing up the blow up dolls and the fake pussies because they are mainly bought for a bucks night to embarass your mate when he's found naked trussed up to them somewhere in downtown Melbourne.

Gone shopping with partners, had input into what we might like to try, even bought something new without her knowledge and just arrived home with a huge grin, but never bought anything for solely my benefit.

Found myself in possession of a blow up sheep once, after a stag party nobody wanted it so it went home with me, but i can categorically state, i never gave it one, honestly!! sorry to be boring ladies, but the only that i ever stuck wee man into other than a vaj, is my own hand, lady palmela and her 5 beautiful daughters if you like :)

However I did earn my dildo license with a girlfriend a few years back, we used to use em all the time, great fun as long as it never went near my rusty bullethole!! What you gotta remember is, if you die whilst shagging some toy or other, thats how someone will find you :)

A blowup sheep pmsl. Have we got any Kiwis on the boards? The temptation to make a sheep joke is killin me.

Come on, men love our gadgets. We could spend hours making everything in the tool shed all neat and shiny. We may not use a toy on ourself but damn, but one in our hand and we'll find 101 different uses for it. Still not sure why alot of guys are freakin out over toys getting used on them. Especially if its their other half doing the wielding. To each their own I guess.

Women like them used on them, men like to be in control of them. Perfect really.